I wish they made candles that smelled like sal sengotta. I'm gonna write a letter to yankee candle.

How bout thoe raiders, sal? They're looking almost as good as you!! I hope you're happy!

Sal, when was the last time I told you I loved you because......I love you.

Sal, when was the last time I told you I loved you because......I love you.

Pardon my boner, sal. But you smell great tonight.

Hey sal, you look wonderful today!

Sal Sengotta eats turds like you for breakfast!