I wish they made candles that smelled like sal sengotta. I'm gonna write a letter to yankee candle.

How bout thoe raiders, sal? They're looking almost as good as you!! I hope you're happy!

Sal, when was the last time I told you I loved you because......I love you.

Sal, when was the last time I told you I loved you because......I love you.

Pardon my boner, sal. But you smell great tonight.

Hey sal, you look wonderful today!

Sal Sengotta eats turds like you for breakfast!

-- Sent from my Palm Pre

Puke

Talk about taking a #2!!!!! Lolmao!!omglol!!

-- Sent from my Palm Pre

lol! made ya loook!

Drunk thought: (never got to send last night) In retrospect, I prolly would have married that girl solely on her blowjobs alone.

I was like, um, I was just reading, right?

-- Sent from my Palm Pre

Austin Bocko

please leave your two cents out of the conversation for the rest of the night. i hope you burn your tongue on your fucking oatmeal.

Turds!

-- Sent from my Palm Pre

correction

brandon will know now. apparently he thinks i'm gay. little does he know.

dude on the news just said super genes. but i'm thinking super jeans.


awesome.

So yeah this is it.....

check for updates about my life, things i'm thinking about, me being a prick to brandon with out him knowing, photo updates of poops and parties. just all around interesting things about me and my life cause yours sucks. thanks!