Talk about taking a #2!!!!! Lolmao!!omglol!!

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lol! made ya loook!

Drunk thought: (never got to send last night) In retrospect, I prolly would have married that girl solely on her blowjobs alone.

I was like, um, I was just reading, right?

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Austin Bocko

please leave your two cents out of the conversation for the rest of the night. i hope you burn your tongue on your fucking oatmeal.

Turds!

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correction

brandon will know now. apparently he thinks i'm gay. little does he know.

dude on the news just said super genes. but i'm thinking super jeans.


awesome.

So yeah this is it.....

check for updates about my life, things i'm thinking about, me being a prick to brandon with out him knowing, photo updates of poops and parties. just all around interesting things about me and my life cause yours sucks. thanks!